Honestly building a time machine just to whip George McClellan’s ass personally and then throw him into the Potomac would justify the expense https://twitter.com/cabot_phillips/status/1265396066712801283
I wouldn’t do it once either

Nope I’m dropping in a day later every time so that at random times every day a scary dude with a beard who’s a full foot taller than him pops out of a spaceship and beats his ass in front of his troops
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