I feel like modern society has grown dangerously complacent about quicksand
So how do we deal with the quicksand threat? What do you do if the enemy has you in its clutches? Let’s take a look
1) Your bookbag, because you were on your way to school when it happened, will not help you and your physics homework will only distract you from the task at hand
1) Your bookbag, because you were on your way to school when it happened, will not help you and your physics homework will only distract you from the task at hand
4) You guessed it, Chicken Dance time. Quicksand prefers techno to wedding party classics as we are learning
6) Hopefully your billiard cue is still handy so you can engage the quicksand in a game of eight ball. When it loses it will be so embarrassed and let you go
7) If that doesn’t work build up your Power Meter to unleash a Special Attack on Quicksand. It is vulnerable to freezing attacks and but will summon a beholder every 7th turn so please space out your spells
We have now been armed with the most powerful weapon - knowledge. Go forth not in fear but secure in your recognition of this threat