I receive my deceased parents' mail at my house so we don't miss any straggler bills or notes from family and friends. My Dad was always a staunch Republican (tho' thankfully DETESTED 45) so I get some rando GOP mail from time to time. Got this today and thought I'd share

VICTORY SURVEY!

The GREAT AMAZING LEGENDARY LIST of things he's done!!

What are you most concerned with, asks the VICTORY SURVEY

Ohhhhh NOOOO SPEAKER PELOSI AND HER WITCH HUNTSSSSS (tho if I remember correctly it wasnt the witches doing the hunting last time?)

While we totally understand that given my situation I can't contribute any of those amounts you've suggested I'll still send you FIFTEEN DOLLARS TO PROCESS THE COMPLETELY SHAM VICTORY SURVEY

THREE LIVE STAMPS!!!!