I receive my deceased parents& #39; mail at my house so we don& #39;t miss any straggler bills or notes from family and friends. My Dad was always a staunch Republican (tho& #39; thankfully DETESTED 45) so I get some rando GOP mail from time to time. Got this today and thought I& #39;d share
VICTORY SURVEY! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇲" title="Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands">
The GREAT AMAZING LEGENDARY LIST of things he& #39;s done!!
What are you most concerned with, asks the VICTORY SURVEY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇲" title="Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands">
Ohhhhh NOOOO SPEAKER PELOSI AND HER WITCH HUNTSSSSS (tho if I remember correctly it wasnt the witches doing the hunting last time?)
While we totally understand that given my situation I can& #39;t contribute any of those amounts you& #39;ve suggested I& #39;ll still send you FIFTEEN DOLLARS TO PROCESS THE COMPLETELY SHAM VICTORY SURVEY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇲" title="Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of U.S. Outlying Islands">
THREE LIVE STAMPS!!!!
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