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So when I was 22-23 I moved in with some friends from high school and got a job at a bar. I would head to work at like 9:30pm and get home around 3-4:30 am. One night I get home and order food. Then the door burst open and this naked Black dude walks into my room. https://twitter.com/MarkDoesStuff/status/1265401058295271425
So when I was 22-23 I moved in with some friends from high school and got a job at a bar. I would head to work at like 9:30pm and get home around 3-4:30 am. One night I get home and order food. Then the door burst open and this naked Black dude walks into my room. https://twitter.com/MarkDoesStuff/status/1265401058295271425
Dick swinging. Clearly high. Smells like he was having sex.
He says "Sorry" and closes the door.
I lock my door and go about my night because all of my shit was in my room. And it wasn't the first hookup the squatter brought in.
Our lease was ending soon so I was biding my time.
He says "Sorry" and closes the door.
I lock my door and go about my night because all of my shit was in my room. And it wasn't the first hookup the squatter brought in.
Our lease was ending soon so I was biding my time.
20 minutes later, my other roommate(19) comes to my room. He says, "There's a guy in my bed... Do you know him?"
I go to his room and see naked dude is not only in his bed but wrapped the covers around himself. Snoring loud af.
I go to his room and see naked dude is not only in his bed but wrapped the covers around himself. Snoring loud af.
I go over to the squatter and say "Your hookup is in (youngest roommates) room and won't leave. Get him out or both you mfs can get out."
So he gets up and shakes Naked Hookup. Naked Hookup gets up and wrAPS THE BLANKET AROUND HIM AND GOES TO THE LIVING ROOM.
So he gets up and shakes Naked Hookup. Naked Hookup gets up and wrAPS THE BLANKET AROUND HIM AND GOES TO THE LIVING ROOM.
I was about to say something but then youngest roommate says "don't worry about it. I don't need that blanket. I was gonna throw it out"
So I dropped it and went back to bed.
I texted the squatter "keep an eye on your dicks next time"
So I dropped it and went back to bed.
I texted the squatter "keep an eye on your dicks next time"
