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Thread of footballers as schoolchildren
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - the one long name that the teachers can pronounce, has a fit girl and lots of girls have a crush but he spends too much time with the medical lady
Jesse Lingard - Hangs out with all the popular kids and thinks he is part of the group. However the popular kids have no clue who he is and he isn’t doing very well in class either and has not shown up to maths in a year
Lionel Messi - the kid who everyone knows does tbe best in every subject, wins prizes every year easily, and it will be a massive shame to see him leave school forever soon
Dominic Calvert-Lewin - Performs well enough in class and is fast to finish his work, however goes to the second best school in the city so is not recognised well for his talents
Trent Alexander-Arnold - A long name and hard for the headmaster to pronounce for all the awards he wins at assemblies. At the start of every lesson he always quickly takes the corner to sit in and is always one to help out to his friends
Sadio Mane - Performs incredibly well in lessons, and has picked up the awards to show for it. Has his occasional fights with his best friend but they always make up and sit next to each other at the front of the class
Paul Pogba - Performed incredibly well in his classes 5 years ago, however recently he has dropped off in quality, and lack of revision for tests and sick days off school have cost him. Every time he actually turns up to school he shows up with a new haircut
Paolo Dybala - Performs well enough in class but when it comes to the tests and exams which are important, he doesn’t do as well as he should. Also is in the same classes as the smartest kids so the teacher rarely recognises how smart he is
Ben Chilwell - Hard working and always will send you answers on whatsapp if you ask, and will help you with anything. Left handed, but other than that a well-rounded student
Odsonne Edouard - Once went to an incredibly posh school in Paris, but now goes to a very successful school in Scotland. Very promising student tipped to do well in his exams but he does have a reputation for moving schools
