every episode of classic spongebob is a sophisticated moral parable

procrastination is a self created, pointless hell

your superiority complex will hurt you in the end; hire entry level workers

evil, even the smallest act, has cumulative, painful effects; don't litter

meeting someone new naturally leads one to want to impress but attempting to impress someone through a lie sabotages that relationship; friendly advice while comforting can be a cop out to being yourself and also stupid

don't be a jealous snob; champion new art

humor can give one attention but is only meaningful when genuine, repetition and attention seeking destroys humor; basically how the meme cycle works lol