things my fuck ass mom has said to me as fairy tweets: a thread 🧚🏽✨
God made me your mom 🥰😌 but i wish he didn’t ✨🧚🏽
i love you for who you are 😌❤️ i just wish you weren’t that way 🧚🏽✨
aw you tried to kys? wish it would’ve worked 🧚🏽✨
you’re depressed? 😔 pray! 🧚🏽✨😍
you’re hungry? 🙈 starve!
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