⇉ conspiracy theory thread : tom hiddleston is in fact a swiss army knife.

⁎ according to a lot of theories (mines), tom hiddleston is or was (in an anterior life) a swiss knife. let me explain you why this theory is plausible.

⁎ first of all, let me introduce you tom hiddleston, this amazing 39 years old british actor who plays loki in the mcu, jonathan pine in the night manager and more characters. after that let me say the google definition of a swiss knife : ❝pocketknife or multi-tool❞.

⁎ indeed, there are a lot of arguments who makes me think that he is a little multi-tool and i'm going to tell you which they are in this thread ! i hope you're ready because you will never see tom the same way again.

⁎ which prompts me to say that this man is a swiss army knife that he is that he has a LOT of talents and hidden talents

⁎ we are going to start with the little knife's blade of the swiss knife (the basic tool), tom is such an amazing actor and everyone agrees with that. he is able to play and soak up a character like no one else (it's his job i know but you know what i mean)

⁎ the amazing part of the multi-tool knife is pair of scissors and tom owns an amazing talent : he can juggle (even in a car!!!) isn't it amazing?? there is another proof that we are dealing with a swiss knife.

⁎ moreover, on many TV studios, tom proves that he is actually a really great dancer, a new field of activity to the long list of his skills, so here we are at the bottle opener.

⁎ sometimes swiss knifes own minis magnifying glasses, let me attribute this tool to the fact that tom can speaks more than 4 languages (he's amazing please) with his legendary deep voice

⁎ so now we already have 5 useful tools, it's going really fast

⁎ we are dealing with an outstanding imitator, from chris evans to chris hemsworth : he misses none, which now brings us to the screwdriver

⁎ tom can also sing and he is such a good singer, yeah. we can associate this ability to the nail file