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For the record, one of my mutuals is getting my @ tattooed on her butt!
THIS IS HOW IT& #39;S DONE PEOPLE!! https://twitter.com/ChrissyCmc/status/1265368599264284672">https://twitter.com/ChrissyCm...
#Jokesplainin 101
Let& #39;s break this down, shall we.
@RealBrandonDonk made an EXTREMELY funny joke and apparently some of you people need to get your minds right.
Back story: in the news is a story of a "Karen" calling the police on a man because she was pissed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index"> https://twitter.com/RealBrandonDonk/status/1265311122564898816">https://twitter.com/RealBrand...
that he was reminding her that she was in an area, bird sanctuary, where she was to keep her dog on a leash.
She suddenly became a full blown "Karen" by deflecting that she was at fault and turning on her accuser by then calling the police and reporting that a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
"African American man" was attacking her and her dog. Which was ridiculous at best and racist AF at worst. At this point, @RealBrandonDonk , whom I say can be very funny, and yes I catch a lot of flack for saying this, chimes in.
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Now for the joke: "Karma isn& #39;t the only b!tch in this situation."
There is a long history of the phrase " Karma is a b!tch!" @RealBrandonDonk knowing this and not talking down to his audience makes his joke. It implies that Karma is indeed a b!tch, BUT so is "Karen".https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Now, I don& #39;t know about y& #39;all, but in my book, that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ’©" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo">& #39;s funny!
But wait there& #39;s more!!!
Is it possible that the dog in question is femalehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐢" title="Dog face" aria-label="Emoji: Dog face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❓" title="Red question mark ornament" aria-label="Emoji: Red question mark ornament"> If so, there is the very REAL possibility of 3 b!tches.

Now this my friends...THIS would be f#@%ing genius level comedy!
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Now I ask all of you to think about the craft work involved. Think about the danger and audacity of using the B word with 3 possible targets.
And I ask you, NO I DEMAND THAT YOU GO BACK TO THAT JOKE, and do your duty! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ—£" title="Speaking head in silhouette" aria-label="Emoji: Speaking head in silhouette">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ“’" title="Public address loudspeaker" aria-label="Emoji: Public address loudspeaker">Like and retweet that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ’©" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo"> you cowards!!!
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