DM I just got

Dude: Hey are you single? You’re like a hot pixie despite the stupid decision to support Andrew Yang.

Me: haha thanks but I& #39;m taken

Dude: Sure you’re not playing the fake boyfriend card? I know #YangGang likes incest of only dating their own, they have a ton of dating pages on FB.

I’ll stop bothering you, my lovely enemy, but you look like you are built to handle a massive cock (even if I don’t have that).

Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

Dude: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Face throwing a kiss" aria-label="Emoji: Face throwing a kiss"> ditch the fake boyfriend, I’ll give you 1,000 inches a month.

I& #39;m not even mad, this was hilarious https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">