DM I just got

Dude: Hey are you single? You’re like a hot pixie despite the stupid decision to support Andrew Yang.

Me: haha thanks but I'm taken

Dude: Sure you’re not playing the fake boyfriend card? I know #YangGang likes incest of only dating their own, they have a ton of dating pages on FB.

I’ll stop bothering you, my lovely enemy, but you look like you are built to handle a massive cock (even if I don’t have that).

Me:

Dude: ditch the fake boyfriend, I’ll give you 1,000 inches a month.

I'm not even mad, this was hilarious