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Have had quite a enormous G&T to distract from my children having
a) covered the iPad in sun cream
b) decided that the best solution was to rinse. it. off
So if anyone wants random gifs or emojis as a prize for generally being better behaved than my children NOW IS THE TIME
a) covered the iPad in sun cream
b) decided that the best solution was to rinse. it. off
So if anyone wants random gifs or emojis as a prize for generally being better behaved than my children NOW IS THE TIME
@sotonDSN you receive this orangutan
His name is Brian, he likes Jaffa cakes, but donât get him started on Doctor Who villains because he will drone on at you for an eternity
His name is Brian, he likes Jaffa cakes, but donât get him started on Doctor Who villains because he will drone on at you for an eternity
@amybetic you receive this mysterious gentleman
Why does he juggle? WHY THE F NOT??!?
Send him to your enemiesâ gardens and he will stand there juggling away for hours. They will feel somewhat perturbed and you will know you have won in life mwhahahaa
Why does he juggle? WHY THE F NOT??!?
Send him to your enemiesâ gardens and he will stand there juggling away for hours. They will feel somewhat perturbed and you will know you have won in life mwhahahaa
@HollyMLoughton you receive Janice
She will pick out the worlds most amazing outfits for you, but insists on being carried AT ALL TIMES
She will pick out the worlds most amazing outfits for you, but insists on being carried AT ALL TIMES
@sunriseangel78 you receive a mysterious and potentially lovely message, delivered via sea shell
I cannot guarantee that all resident crabs have evacuated the premises
I cannot guarantee that all resident crabs have evacuated the premises
@curly4 in my last prize giveaway of the evening you receive Clarence the retired carousel pony!
You can ride him to the shops but itâs an absolute bugger trying to get him parked
You can ride him to the shops but itâs an absolute bugger trying to get him parked
