*Syndrome voice*

No one asked for it! No one cares!

Folks, HERE’S A THREAD OF MY PLANTS AS THEIR NAMESAKES
LAUREN BACALL - Monstera Deliciosa
I knew my plant was destined for greatness when I named it after my favorite Old Hollywood actress of all time.

Both of them can beat me to a pulp and i’d thank them
MRS. MAISEL - Boston fern
Queen of g r o w t h
DAISY JONES - Pothos
My plant - Queen of Minding Her Business and Thriving
Daisy Jones - The total opposite
EVELYN HUGO - Teardrop peperomia
Mi corazón but she gives me the most trouble
SCORPIUS MALFOY - Snake Plant
I saw Cursed Child once, sobbed, and bought a snake plant because of it. Do what you will with that info
MRS. WHITE - Succulent
The world’s favorite widow
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