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Click here to shirk responsibility and blame it on your instincts
Your fatherly instincts hold together during questions, and you avoid saying anything that might incriminate you further.
The public is fuming but Boris is pleased with your efforts.
The public is fuming but Boris is pleased with your efforts.
Congratulations! You did it!
You made a 500+ mile trip during lockdown in the worst pandemic of our time - and got away with it!
Unless, of course, you don't actually get away with it...
You made a 500+ mile trip during lockdown in the worst pandemic of our time - and got away with it!
Unless, of course, you don't actually get away with it...
Any "reasonable" person will see how far-fetched and irresponsible your decisions would have to be to make it to the end of this thread...
If you made it this far you've spent ~15 minutes following a Twitter thread 
It only takes 30 seconds to sign a petition and try to hold him to account https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-dominic-cummings-must-be-sacked
It only takes 30 seconds to sign a petition and try to hold him to account https://www.change.org/p/uk-parliament-dominic-cummings-must-be-sacked
