pictures of mcr members as types of lesbians, in my humble lesbian opinion (a thread)

1. “anti u-haul lesbian” frank
defying the usual stereotype of lesbians who get attached too fast, this lesbian can’t be tied down and travels the midwest in a shitty van with her $90 guitar and $300 dog

2. “mom friend lesbian” ray
the lesbian that paints for fun, always comes to the rescue during a crisis, and probably owns several cats. doesn’t know how to talk to girls and is in a perpetual “no ur gorgeous ” phase with every sapphic she knows

3. “dad-rock butch” ray
like a normal butch lesbian but instead of sports they’re more into classic rock and socks with sandals. loves stupid dad jokes and tells them at shows

4. “shane from the l word lesbian” mikey
mysterious and quiet and pulls literally every girl somehow. like literally where do all of these girls come from. actually a big sweetheart and doesn’t mean to be a heartbreaker

5. “bass lesbian” mikey
is going to break your heart

run.

6. “scarf lesbian” gerard
art hoe but in the dark way. writes sad poetry about her ex in a notebook that’s falling apart sitting in a coffee shop that is also falling apart. always cold

7. “biker butch” gerard
in a biker gang with her high school sweetheart. beats up homophobes

8. “rewards program member with uhual lesbian” frank
every new girlfriend is her soulmate. move in after a week. break up after a month. wash rinse repeat

9. “hey mamas lesbian” gerard
oh god oh fuck jesus christ oh my god oh fuck holy shit

10. “red mullet lesbian” gerard
went to liberal arts college and immediately fell in love with her roommate. they still talk sometimes at anti-capitalist protests

11. “black mullet lesbian” gerard
soft butch and only dates femmes. will pick you up from the airport and bring you soup when you’re sick and has a compost in her house she really wants to talk to you about

12. “lesbian best friend” ray
best friends with a straight girl, this lesbian spends all her time listening to complaints about boyfriends and reassuring her friend that men, are in fact, trash. will find a very small detail to point out when asked if he’s cute

13. “sword lesbian” gerard
SWORDS

14. “beanie lesbian” mikey
skates and/or runs an amateur photography instagram account. works at a vans store and can like totally get you a discount

15. “flannel lesbian” gerard
very country or very grunge, either way she will flirt relentlessly but get scared when any feelings are reciprocated

16. “early 2000s lesbian” all of them. don’t gotta explain this just the peak of lesbian fashion and they all represent seperate pieces (also the revelation that inspired this thread)

end of thread! this is all a joke obv so please don’t get mad unless you want to i like attention. in conclusion: lesbian rights, punch terfs in the face