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1 like = 1 tennis player I'd like/not like to see in Speedos and why.
Tim Henman
Not like.
He always looked like a 14 year old boy with a curiously fucking large head. I don't want to grapple with the extra weirdness of knowing how much he can pack it some budgie smugglers.
Not like.
He always looked like a 14 year old boy with a curiously fucking large head. I don't want to grapple with the extra weirdness of knowing how much he can pack it some budgie smugglers.
Henri Leconte
Yes
I can't imagine what fucking abstract shapes his body would create out of flesh and hair. More a work of sinewy art than a sexual flesh smorgasbord.
Yes
I can't imagine what fucking abstract shapes his body would create out of flesh and hair. More a work of sinewy art than a sexual flesh smorgasbord.
Novak Djokovic
No.
Imagine a skinned horse, all wonky eyes and awkward gangling limbs. I bet his bollocks look in different directions.
No.
Imagine a skinned horse, all wonky eyes and awkward gangling limbs. I bet his bollocks look in different directions.
Ivan Lendl
50/50
Genuinely can't make my mind up. It would either be a purely unnerving flesh car crash or he'd be absolutely ripped to fuck, look at him and he'd grate your eyes.
Cubist genitalia
50/50
Genuinely can't make my mind up. It would either be a purely unnerving flesh car crash or he'd be absolutely ripped to fuck, look at him and he'd grate your eyes.
Cubist genitalia
Bjorn Borg
Fuck yes
Scrawny, patchy wispy fly away body hair, but taught like a proper Muscle Shoals boxy snare. Towelling Speedos, full to bursting.
Fuck yes
Scrawny, patchy wispy fly away body hair, but taught like a proper Muscle Shoals boxy snare. Towelling Speedos, full to bursting.
Yannick Noah.
Yes.
With a terrifying amount of oil.
Yes.
With a terrifying amount of oil.
