saw this and had to make it.

And then there's me, going, "I like Superman because him and Lois have a fucking hot relationship." https://twitter.com/Funk_Barn/status/1265354687169134597

https://twitter.com/4everzard/status/1265361578859409415 "God I wish that were me."

So long as we're horny on main I need to bring this reply from DC up because it's a masterful tweet. https://twitter.com/DragonCobolt/status/1265364248776945664

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" is edgey horseshit. Clark has such an incredible control on his powers and if he was fuckin he would be an excellent lover because he's nice and gentle and listens.

Superman: makes 100% sure you cum first every time, talkative but not chatty, gotta deal with the smugness bc he knows he's good

Batman: cums the instant you touch his dick, cries, leaves right after without saying a word

this thread took a turn didn't it