OK so I think we need to have a chat about the peeing in parks. Obviously, people are out of the houses and enjoying the weather in London's glorious parks and staying out for hours at a time. The toilets are not open to the public...
I've noticed the rhododendron bushes are starting to really hum. Inside a collection of white papers and used johnnies. Yes, even in the swish and child-filled SE London parks! Likelihood of passing Covid-19 in the open air is reportedly very low...
However, it spreads effectively through our waste. Which is currently steaming up hedges, bushes and rose gardens all around. We obviously need the toilets open, but the cleaning job is high risk. Anyway... just something I was thinking while walking my stretched bladder home.
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