RATING DIFFERENT LETTUCE EMOJIS

APPLE
9/10

Nearly perfect. Crisp. Excellent gradient.

But lacking a certain “luster”. One feels she has recently given up a dream, and the grief of that loss still pursues her. She is doing the work and I’m proud of her.
GOOGLE: 5/10

Nothing wrong on paper, but something in the bend of her veins makes me think she is hiding something that might hurt me. I don’t invite sinister leafy greens to my house but I have no active quarrel.
SAMSUNG : 7/10

This lettuce is deeply codependent on his father, who inflates his ego because he is not capable of understanding the difference between himself and his child. A fractured ego, but all the same, he is a pleasing shape and has a satisfying, dense foliage.
WHATSAPP : 76,552,431,627/10

This lettuce is a FIREWORK OF JOY. She pursues life with the zeal of a border collie set loose on an open field. She bravely goes in the direction of her dreams and leaves the door open behind her. She’s radiant.
TWITTER : 3/10
This lettuce is what happens when someone who has never seen a leafy vegetable tries to draw lettuce.

“Yeah couple leaves? Kinda long? Shaped like a long necked dinosaur embryo seen from the side? Sure here you go”
JOYPIXELS: 1/10
Idk what her intentions are but I know that she must be STOPPED
EMOJIPEDIA 8/10

This lettuce is so rich that she has literal gout

She’s beautiful but will be killed in the revolution
OPENMOJI : Pass

Look. She’s trying her BEST. We need to SUPPORT HER
MICROSOFT : absolutely not / 10

This lettuce (?) activated my fight or flight response
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