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Prince as an aunt A THREAD 
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The Spill The Tea aunt
• kinda minds her business
• lives for family drama
• her favorite line before she gossips to other people is “now I ain’t the one to gossip so you ain’t hear this from me”
• kinda minds her business
• lives for family drama
• her favorite line before she gossips to other people is “now I ain’t the one to gossip so you ain’t hear this from me”
The mean aunt
• the family members don’t like her
• she don’t like them either
• mean as hell
• always tells her child to “do that dance you showed me before we left the house or I ain’t stopping at GameStop on the way home”
• the family members don’t like her
• she don’t like them either
• mean as hell
• always tells her child to “do that dance you showed me before we left the house or I ain’t stopping at GameStop on the way home”
I’m Only Here For One Thing aunt
• only shows up the family functions for the food
• all the nieces and nephews wants to leave with her when she leaves
• she’s rich but the family has no idea where she gets all this money from
• rumor is she’s dating a drug dealer
• only shows up the family functions for the food
• all the nieces and nephews wants to leave with her when she leaves
• she’s rich but the family has no idea where she gets all this money from
• rumor is she’s dating a drug dealer
The “Innocent” aunt
•act like she’s miss perfect
• everyone always tell her “bitch you ain’t perfect, stop acting like you special”
• favorite line is “I don’t recall doing that” knowing damn well she does
•act like she’s miss perfect
• everyone always tell her “bitch you ain’t perfect, stop acting like you special”
• favorite line is “I don’t recall doing that” knowing damn well she does
The Smart Aunt
• teaches
• everyone is mad at her because she the smartest sibling
• has a a Bachelors Degree in Fine Arts and a PhD Psychology
• has to be right in all situations
• has her own business
• Drives a Nissan Altima
• teaches
• everyone is mad at her because she the smartest sibling
• has a a Bachelors Degree in Fine Arts and a PhD Psychology
• has to be right in all situations
• has her own business
• Drives a Nissan Altima
The Weird Aunt
• she’s so quiet the family swears up and down that she’s mute
• she’s not really mute she just hates talking to people
• friends with all the teenagers who smoke weed
• hisses at you if you bother her
• she will stare at you like this from across the room
• she’s so quiet the family swears up and down that she’s mute
• she’s not really mute she just hates talking to people
• friends with all the teenagers who smoke weed
• hisses at you if you bother her
• she will stare at you like this from across the room
The Bougie Aunt
• loves to fight
• She’s a sugar baby and nobody knows
• drives expensive ass cars
• thinks she’s better than everyone
• gives all her nieces and nephews $300
• always on vacation somewhere expensive
• loves to fight
• She’s a sugar baby and nobody knows
• drives expensive ass cars
• thinks she’s better than everyone
• gives all her nieces and nephews $300
• always on vacation somewhere expensive
The Religious Aunt
• She’s a Jehovah’s Witness
• Carries her Holy Scriptures with her Wherever she goes just in case
• Everyone stays away from her including the nieces and nephews
• Everytime they see her they all hide
• She’s a Jehovah’s Witness
• Carries her Holy Scriptures with her Wherever she goes just in case
• Everyone stays away from her including the nieces and nephews
• Everytime they see her they all hide
The Shady Aunt
• has beef with the Religious aunt
• closest to the Bougie aunt
• everytime her and the Bougie aunt see the Religious they always Jump her
• always got something slick to say
• nobody bothers her because when she pops off at the mouth she’s doesn’t stop
• has beef with the Religious aunt
• closest to the Bougie aunt
• everytime her and the Bougie aunt see the Religious they always Jump her
• always got something slick to say
• nobody bothers her because when she pops off at the mouth she’s doesn’t stop
The Silent But Deadly Aunt
• gets revenge everytime her siblings pick on her
• she once put 30 hissing cockroaches in the Bougie Aunts car because she said she looked like a depressed crackhead
• slapped the piss out of someone because they kept staring at her
• gets revenge everytime her siblings pick on her
• she once put 30 hissing cockroaches in the Bougie Aunts car because she said she looked like a depressed crackhead
• slapped the piss out of someone because they kept staring at her
The Soccer Mom Aunt
• her son plays lacrosse and her daughter plays soccer
• she’s a member of a book club
• always says she’ll pick the kids up a 3:30 but shows up at 6:45
• gets drunk off of wine coolers
• plans sleepovers almost every weekend
• her son plays lacrosse and her daughter plays soccer
• she’s a member of a book club
• always says she’ll pick the kids up a 3:30 but shows up at 6:45
• gets drunk off of wine coolers
• plans sleepovers almost every weekend
Last one:
The Mentally Insane Aunt
• the family knows something’s with her, they just can’t put their finger on it
• hears voices
• that voice once told her to burn the house down....and she did
• thinks the whole world is out to get her
•they all hide from her too
The Mentally Insane Aunt
• the family knows something’s with her, they just can’t put their finger on it
• hears voices
• that voice once told her to burn the house down....and she did
• thinks the whole world is out to get her
•they all hide from her too
