different types of cassies on twitter: a thread (from an db5k stan pov)
the sentimental cassie
- write long ass essays about anything
- has the constellation cassiopeia somewhere in her layout
- post split cassie but super into ot5 shit
- express her love for the boys at least once a day
- has AKTF in her bio
the stuck between 2003-09 cassie
- has haduri jaejoong pic as her pfp
- her aesthetic are old 144p fancams
- Pretend to live in 2007 by reading old fanblogs and forums
- worship tri-angle album
the jyj anti
- 🚫no jyj❌YJ❌ot1,3,4,5❌
- tvxq = cm + yh in her bio
- has a cute homin pic as pfp
- "the two of them" "both of them"
- ship homin
the cute hag
- isnt THAT old but act like so
- doesnt understand twitter jokes 70% of the time
- has all db5k emojis in her TN including 🦌🐻🌻🍓🍑🐘🐬
- use XD ^^
- android user
the silent cassie
- follow 314 acc but has 12 followers
- RT and like all your tweets but never interacts
- her profil are only RTs
- rare times she tweets it's to quote with only one of these emojis: 😭😢🤣😂
the yunjae shipper
- "they are wearing the same clothes again yunjae confirmed"
- bring up yj theories everytime she can
- is convinced every jaejoong songs are about yh
- "what's the name of the fic?" , "link?"
- read YJ as bedtime stories
- likes every yjlb posts
the long time/pre-lawsuit cassie
- has 7282 cool anecdotes about her cassie journey
- has traveled to see tvxq members multiple times
- has interacted with one member at least once
- correct people about false info
- teach about tvxq history to babycassies
the babycassie
- struggles a lot
- "cassies are intimidating at first"
- ask a lot of questions in dm
- 👉👈
- is in denial when it comes to chose a bias
the young duo fan
- has a CM or YH as her pfp
- thirst over yunho a lot
- "changmin bring back the blond hair"
- sometimes follows ot5/4 bc she doesnt really care about the beef
- 80% of chances it's a cassiezen or cassiexol
the changmin biased fan
- the same changmin layout since 2013
- ceo of changmin triangle hair era
- somehow rarely tweets about him
- master of sarcasm
- is either a homins, a jaemins or a bottom yunho supremacist
the junsu biased fan
- has xia somewhere in her name
- xiathic and tarantallegra supremacist
- just chillin don't get involved into fandom fights
- the only one who dares to follow "xia only" accounts
- xiacula is superior
the chaotic cassie
- usually under 18 or close to 20
- makes funny edits bc she the only one who understand technologies
- makes lot of jokes about the split
- always end up on cassie struggle acc
- also ends up being blocked by other cassies from her own side
- is in 13 gc
the yunho or changmin akgae
- constant beef with ot2
- hardstan, thirst over their bias
- is convinced yh and cm aren't really friends irl
- rt mostly japanese and korean fans
- think yh and cm are fed up with tvxq
the korean fan
- either ot5 or ot2 as fuck
- instant block overseas fans
- post super cool old videos you never saw before
- has a babyshinki pic as her pfp
I'm too lazy to do more lmao tag yourself
update: the baby ot5 cassie by @TVXQbabies
- struggling cassie
- ends up on cassie struggle tweets
- is scared to dm
- but also asks plenty of shit in dms
- has trouble choosing a bias
- just going with fandom flow while trying to time travel to the past
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