Things that I’m pretty sure only happen to me:

One:

today I cut my finger on eggs. I was washing the pan and the egg dried and it was hard and it cut my finger...
it’s a very tiny cut but it stings like crazy!!!

Two:

Once in fourth grade I slipped on a leaf during P.E. and I fell on my face. I forgot to use my hands to break my fall so my face slid across the road. My family never lets me live that incident down!!!

Three:

A couple months ago I fell off the sidewalk into a car that had their car door open. I scraped my entire foot because I was wearing sandals. If that car wasn’t there I probably would have face planted on the ground!!!

Four:

In high school I lost my balance while I was walking and a metal pole broke my fall. No one was around but I’m pretty sure the cameras caught everything. They probably thought I was drunk but in reality I just can’t walk straight!!!

Boredom has gotten to me so I might keep updating this thread with things that happen to me (sometimes due to my clumsiness)...