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I've noticed that a lot of those "characters from such and such in quarantine" memes are emphasizing characters who are going it alone.
So.
Disney parents in quarantine.
So.
Disney parents in quarantine.
MUFASA
--Made a schedule on Day 3 and has stuck to it
--Everyone is fully dressed for Zoom class meetings
--Prepares healthy meals every night
--Other parents want to throw him to wildebeests
--Made a schedule on Day 3 and has stuck to it
--Everyone is fully dressed for Zoom class meetings
--Prepares healthy meals every night
--Other parents want to throw him to wildebeests
BOB PARR
--Grouses about how quarantines are making childhood illegal
--Hosts backyard birthday parties with more than ten people
--Has at least one Google Classroom-related meltdown per week
--Grouses about how quarantines are making childhood illegal
--Hosts backyard birthday parties with more than ten people
--Has at least one Google Classroom-related meltdown per week
FLORA AND FAUNA
--Have enormous Pinterest boards full of elaborate crafts and recipes
--Almost completed one craft without anyone crying
--Constantly posting about how someday we’ll look back on all this togetherness as the best days of our lives
--Have enormous Pinterest boards full of elaborate crafts and recipes
--Almost completed one craft without anyone crying
--Constantly posting about how someday we’ll look back on all this togetherness as the best days of our lives
MERRYWEATHER
--Ready to kick her co-parents to the curb if they do THAT THING again
--YOU KNOW WHICH THING AND THEY KNOW WHICH THING
--Hoping that the 17th schedule is the one that will stick
--Day drinking
--Ready to kick her co-parents to the curb if they do THAT THING again
--YOU KNOW WHICH THING AND THEY KNOW WHICH THING
--Hoping that the 17th schedule is the one that will stick
--Day drinking
SULTAN
--Letting his kids have infinite screen time so he can paint miniatures in the basement
--Vaguely hoping kids are telling the truth when they say they already turned in their work
--Intends reply to teacher emails when he can give them the mental energy they deserve
--Letting his kids have infinite screen time so he can paint miniatures in the basement
--Vaguely hoping kids are telling the truth when they say they already turned in their work
--Intends reply to teacher emails when he can give them the mental energy they deserve
LADY TREMAINE
--Lets her children outside without masks
--Writes icy posts on NextDoor when she sees other people’s children without masks
--Wants a haircut
--Lets her children outside without masks
--Writes icy posts on NextDoor when she sees other people’s children without masks
--Wants a haircut
MARLIN
--Has anxiety attacks when his kids play in the back yard
--Hoarder
--Changes kids’ answers for them while checking their work
--Called the cops on Bob's birthday party
--Has anxiety attacks when his kids play in the back yard
--Hoarder
--Changes kids’ answers for them while checking their work
--Called the cops on Bob's birthday party
DR. FINKELSTEIN
--Just wants his teens to make some goshdarn soup for dinner while he works from home
--Has to keep reminding kids they can’t go to Memorial Day Town because Dad is in a high-risk group
--Please stop poisoning him for five minutes so he can get some work done
--Just wants his teens to make some goshdarn soup for dinner while he works from home
--Has to keep reminding kids they can’t go to Memorial Day Town because Dad is in a high-risk group
--Please stop poisoning him for five minutes so he can get some work done
MAURICE
--Everyone’s still in pajamas at 5 pm
--Assignments always late because he can’t remember what day it is
--Kids live in terror of the moments when he comes up with a “much simpler way to do this project”
--This is seriously the best he can do
--Everyone’s still in pajamas at 5 pm
--Assignments always late because he can’t remember what day it is
--Kids live in terror of the moments when he comes up with a “much simpler way to do this project”
--This is seriously the best he can do
MOTHER GOTHEL
--Posting on half a dozen social media platforms about how hard it is to parent during a quarantine
--Jokes about all her bad parenting habits as if she only just now picked them up
--Hasn't actually interacted with her kids in a week
--Posting on half a dozen social media platforms about how hard it is to parent during a quarantine
--Jokes about all her bad parenting habits as if she only just now picked them up
--Hasn't actually interacted with her kids in a week
CHICHA
--Homeschooled before any of this went down
--Hooking up friends with virtual field trips
--Will slap the next person who says her life hasn’t changed at all
--Homeschooled before any of this went down
--Hooking up friends with virtual field trips
--Will slap the next person who says her life hasn’t changed at all
CHIEF TUI
--Resigned to being treated like history’s greatest tyrant for forcing kids to do schoolwork
--Reminding kids for the 500th time to stay socially distant while they play outside
--501st
--502nd
--Screw it, what time is Merryweather’s virtual happy hour again?
--Resigned to being treated like history’s greatest tyrant for forcing kids to do schoolwork
--Reminding kids for the 500th time to stay socially distant while they play outside
--501st
--502nd
--Screw it, what time is Merryweather’s virtual happy hour again?
