Day 1

Bkg: deku what the FUCK you can't just BRING A DOG BACK TO OUR APARTMENT i don't care if it was abandoned you're taking that thing to the shelter TONIGHT-

Day 15

Bkg: oi. Deku. How dare you eat and not share with princess murderpants? Relenquish that fucking sandwich.

(meanwhile, in tdrk's apartment)

Momo: shouto, your cat keeps stealing my hairclips.

Tdrk: i don't have a cat.

Momo: then what's that under the coffee table?

Tdrk:

Momo:

Tdrk: why is there a cat in the house

Momo: SHOUTO IT'S BEEN HERE TWO WEEKS

Momo: where did it come from? How did you not notice all this time?

Tdrk: every time i leave a bowl of cereal out it disappears... I thought you've been eating them

Momo: of course not! All you eat is froot loops anyway!!

Bkg: what d'you want, shortcake?

Tdrk: do you guys want a cat? I don't know where it came from and it won't leave.

Deku:... do you mean the ginger peeing on kacchan's sneakers?

Bkg: HEY WHAT THE FUCK

Tdrk:

Tdrk: never mind I'll keep him

(meanwhile, across the city)

Day 1

Kiri: hey, nobody here does the housework, so i got us a roomba!

Sero: ok

Kami: whatever lol

Day 15

Kiri: why are you guys sprinkling food on the floor?

Sero: it's roombert's lunch time.

Kami: he likes oreos :)

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