genie: i shall grant you three wishes
me: i wish my dog could talk
genie: done
me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you've got two wishes
me: i wish my dog could talk
genie: done
me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you've got two wishes
dog: i wish you never had to go to work
me: shit i'd have wished that too
me: shit i'd have wished that too
dog: i wish i was outside
genie: done
dog: i wish i was back inside
genie: you're out of wishes
me: [opening door] i got you buddy
genie: done
dog: i wish i was back inside
genie: you're out of wishes
me: [opening door] i got you buddy
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