£2.5 MILLION for a house on the merge of collapse??? I hate London

I hate the housing crisis and I hate everything getting more expensive. I don't even need Boris or Farage to deport me I'll fucking do it myself

I'm migrating to New Zealand so I can finally buy a coffee without blowing my savings and to live next door to my icon Jacinda

I also hate that I wrote merge instead of verge and as a result I'm so tempted to delete this thread but I can't be bothered, I'm too exhausted from thinking about rising house prices. And I hate my keyboard for doing this to me.