Hey quick question—Why
Put-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from-or-so-help-me—
You ever get so hot you could just.....pull your entire spinal cord of out your mouth?
How does this help with heat

I need to know
Ah yes.... the t h r o a t p o u c h
You know what they say... natures pocket
I made you this
.....this is a person in a fur suit, you cannot convince me otherwise
I don’t remember Sesame Street looking like this
THEY FLY

THE FUR SUIT BIRDS FLY 🚨🚨🚨
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