Operation: Getting @bigmaneli1 to love me again

a thread!

the situation:
eye.... I might’ve simped too hard for a very pretty person and now he’s jealous & boycotting me

[IN MY DEFENSE YOUR HONOR THE GIRL WAS VERY VERY GORGEOUS]

so we— we gonna bring him back guys everything’s Gucci https://twitter.com/bigmaneli1/status/1265212795215208449

note:
it’z ok Eli luvs and respects all women except his admin; so hopefully,, he is not so difficult to win over

note #2:
IM SO CRINGE MDNSNDND PLS IGNORE ME

https://twitter.com/namelessdesire/status/1265109426974986242?s=21

the mission:
not to fret y’all— I have an agenda
Here’s Amanda’s step-by-step guy to (hopefully) getting a guy back!

! Disclaimer: don’t try this at home- may result in humiliation, embarrassment, loneliness, rejection and death !

Step 1: Compliments
• when in doubt, treat your male with utmost care so you don’t hurt them! •

- Eli’s jawline is so sharp, it could cut soft cheese!
- Imagine??? Cuddling with all that bicep??? It’s even more secure than Jumin Han’s cage

- thighs for DAYS luv,, looking like he came from a sports anime or whateva
- soft fluffy hair!! 10/10 would be nice to play with!!
- I mean,, he’s working w Gavin,, and y’all seen his pfp,, mans ripped
- the prettiest smile??? Precious angel????

Step 2: Pity
• translation: articulate your not-so-famous life and try to bring him home•

- my only source of motivation? Seeing tweets from my moots: which includes Eli! Y’all make me so happy when I see you guys on my TL

- not only was stan twt toxic af, you wouldn’t bag any interaction @ all! Numbers of followers were just for display, but nobody rlly talked-talked IMO :(
- Anitwt is so supportive!! And sweet!! And this was a campaign but now I’m just simping over my moots I luv y’all

- also coming on here is a huge break from dealing w I- IR- IRLs- ewe I cant even say it but y’all mean a lot to me!
- Eli special: Y’all probably seen me simping under his tweets on more than one occasion EMBARASSING luv! But seeing his notifs make me happy

Step 3: Jealousy
• as Changkyun once said: ‘jealousy, baby, jealousy’ ugh articulate king

- if Eli boycotts me, we might just have to hop into Victor’s DMs instead
[- pain is only a temporary emotion!]

- the Lucien rp account is still on hiatus... but that doesn’t stop me from biasing his angsty ass in-game,, I h8 it here
- majority of y’all replied to that one tweet of me saying that y’all ship me w Gavin/Lucien that’s so wholesome., but where did KIRO come from?

Step 4: Cuteness!
* I was gonna b narcissistic and drop a pic of myself here but,, my confidence has not reached that level yet
• I mean,, mans has a cat— surely, he has a soft spot for cute things? •

- I’m not cute per se, but my dog is! Look @ him,, my fluffy babie

Step 5: Being Shameless
• much like the in-game MC, I’d like to think that my stupidity will bring me to greater heights •

- I’m not good @ much— but people say I give rlly good massages!! I can work knots out of your back after tedious missions!

- professional sweater stealer!
- will read your your daily horoscope [the Midorima jumped out ]
- poor eyesight; so probably won’t notice any flaws on your face!
- folds paper cranes for you as a lucky charm!
- not THAT short, but shorter than you! Height dif. time

In conclusion:

now, we clasp our hands and PRAY ! That’s all for Amanda’s step-by-step guide— I hope y’all had fun reading and take these tips (as well as the disclaimer!) to mind

I will now pick up the shards of my dignity left and end this thread