Operation: Getting @bigmaneli1 to love me again https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">

a thread! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">

the situation:
eye.... I might’ve simped too hard for a very pretty person and now he’s jealous & boycotting me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)">

[IN MY DEFENSE YOUR HONOR THE GIRL WAS VERY VERY GORGEOUS]

so we— we gonna bring him back guys everything’s Gucci https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph"> https://twitter.com/bigmaneli1/status/1265212795215208449">https://twitter.com/bigmaneli...

note:
it’z ok Eli luvs and respects all women except his admin; so hopefully,, he is not so difficult to win over https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉🏻" title="Right pointing backhand index (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Right pointing backhand index (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏻" title="Left pointing backhand index (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index (light skin tone)">

note #2:
IM SO CRINGE MDNSNDND PLS IGNORE ME

https://twitter.com/namelessdesire/status/1265109426974986242?s=21">https://twitter.com/namelessd...

the mission:
not to fret y’all— I have an agendahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
Here’s Amanda’s step-by-step guy to (hopefully) getting a guy back! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">! Disclaimer: don’t try this at home- may result in humiliation, embarrassment, loneliness, rejection and death ! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

Step 1: Compliments
• when in doubt, treat your male with utmost care so you don’t hurt them! •

- Eli’s jawline is so sharp, it could cut soft cheese!
- Imagine??? Cuddling with all that bicep??? It’s even more secure than Jumin Han’s cage https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">

- thighs for DAYS luv,, looking like he came from a sports anime or whateva https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅🏻" title="Nail polish (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Nail polish (light skin tone)">
- soft fluffy hair!! 10/10 would be nice to play with!!
- I mean,, he’s working w Gavin,, and y’all seen his pfp,, mans ripped https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)">
- the prettiest smile??? Precious angel???? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Growing heart" aria-label="Emoji: Growing heart">

Step 2: Pity
• translation: articulate your not-so-famous life and try to bring him home•

- my only source of motivation? Seeing tweets from my moots: which includes Eli! Y’all make me so happy when I see you guys on my TL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Two hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Two hearts">

- not only was stan twt toxic af, you wouldn’t bag any interaction @ all! Numbers of followers were just for display, but nobody rlly talked-talked IMO :(
- Anitwt is so supportive!! And sweet!! And this was a campaign but now I’m just simping over my moots I luv y’all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">

- also coming on here is a huge break from dealing w I- https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face"> IR- https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face"> IRLs- https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face"> ewe I cant even say it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚰️" title="Coffin" aria-label="Emoji: Coffin"> but y’all mean a lot to me!
- Eli special: Y’all probably seen me simping under his tweets on more than one occasion https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)"> EMBARASSING luv! But seeing his notifs make me happy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">

Step 3: Jealousy
• as Changkyun once said: ‘jealousy, baby, jealousy’ ugh articulate king https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">

- if Eli boycotts me, we might just have to hop into Victor’s DMs instead https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)">
[- pain is only a temporary emotion!]

- the Lucien rp account is still on hiatus... but that doesn’t stop me from biasing his angsty ass in-game,, I h8 it here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">
- majority of y’all replied to that one tweet of me saying that y’all ship me w Gavin/Lucien https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> that’s so wholesome., but where did KIRO come from? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

Step 4: Cuteness!
* I was gonna b narcissistic and drop a pic of myself here but,, my confidence has not reached that level yet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
• I mean,, mans has a cat— surely, he has a soft spot for cute things? •

- I’m not cute per se, but my dog is! Look @ him,, my fluffy babie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">

Step 5: Being Shameless
• much like the in-game MC, I’d like to think that my stupidity will bring me to greater heights https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> •

- I’m not good @ much— but people say I give rlly good massages!! I can work knots out of your back after tedious missions!

- professional sweater stealer! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">
- will read your your daily horoscope [the Midorima jumped out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗿" title="Moyai" aria-label="Emoji: Moyai">]
- poor eyesight; so probably won’t notice any flaws on your face!
- folds paper cranes for you as a lucky charm!
- not THAT short, but shorter than you! Height dif. time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💗" title="Growing heart" aria-label="Emoji: Growing heart">

In conclusion:

now, we clasp our hands and PRAY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">! That’s all for Amanda’s step-by-step guide— I hope y’all had fun reading and take these tips (as well as the disclaimer!) to mind https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏻" title="Victory hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand (light skin tone)">

I will now pick up the shards of my dignity left and end this thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">