the situation:
eye.... I might’ve simped too hard for a very pretty person and now he’s jealous & boycotting me

[IN MY DEFENSE YOUR HONOR THE GIRL WAS VERY VERY GORGEOUS]
so we— we gonna bring him back guys everything’s Gucci
https://twitter.com/bigmaneli1/status/1265212795215208449
eye.... I might’ve simped too hard for a very pretty person and now he’s jealous & boycotting me


[IN MY DEFENSE YOUR HONOR THE GIRL WAS VERY VERY GORGEOUS]
so we— we gonna bring him back guys everything’s Gucci

note:
it’z ok Eli luvs and respects all women except his admin; so hopefully,, he is not so difficult to win over
note #2:
IM SO CRINGE MDNSNDND PLS IGNORE ME
https://twitter.com/namelessdesire/status/1265109426974986242?s=21
it’z ok Eli luvs and respects all women except his admin; so hopefully,, he is not so difficult to win over


note #2:
IM SO CRINGE MDNSNDND PLS IGNORE ME
https://twitter.com/namelessdesire/status/1265109426974986242?s=21
the mission:
not to fret y’all— I have an agenda
Here’s Amanda’s step-by-step guy to (hopefully) getting a guy back!
! Disclaimer: don’t try this at home- may result in humiliation, embarrassment, loneliness, rejection and death !
not to fret y’all— I have an agenda

Here’s Amanda’s step-by-step guy to (hopefully) getting a guy back!



Step 1: Compliments
• when in doubt, treat your male with utmost care so you don’t hurt them! •
- Eli’s jawline is so sharp, it could cut soft cheese!
- Imagine??? Cuddling with all that bicep??? It’s even more secure than Jumin Han’s cage
• when in doubt, treat your male with utmost care so you don’t hurt them! •
- Eli’s jawline is so sharp, it could cut soft cheese!
- Imagine??? Cuddling with all that bicep??? It’s even more secure than Jumin Han’s cage


- thighs for DAYS luv,, looking like he came from a sports anime or whateva 
- soft fluffy hair!! 10/10 would be nice to play with!!
- I mean,, he’s working w Gavin,, and y’all seen his pfp,, mans ripped

- the prettiest smile??? Precious angel????



- soft fluffy hair!! 10/10 would be nice to play with!!
- I mean,, he’s working w Gavin,, and y’all seen his pfp,, mans ripped


- the prettiest smile??? Precious angel????




Step 2: Pity
• translation: articulate your not-so-famous life and try to bring him home•
- my only source of motivation? Seeing tweets from my moots: which includes Eli! Y’all make me so happy when I see you guys on my TL

• translation: articulate your not-so-famous life and try to bring him home•
- my only source of motivation? Seeing tweets from my moots: which includes Eli! Y’all make me so happy when I see you guys on my TL



- not only was stan twt toxic af, you wouldn’t bag any interaction @ all! Numbers of followers were just for display, but nobody rlly talked-talked IMO :(
- Anitwt is so supportive!! And sweet!! And this was a campaign but now I’m just simping over my moots I luv y’all

- Anitwt is so supportive!! And sweet!! And this was a campaign but now I’m just simping over my moots I luv y’all



- also coming on here is a huge break from dealing w I-
IR-
IRLs-
ewe I cant even say it
but y’all mean a lot to me!
- Eli special: Y’all probably seen me simping under his tweets on more than one occasion
EMBARASSING luv! But seeing his notifs make me happy




- Eli special: Y’all probably seen me simping under his tweets on more than one occasion



Step 3: Jealousy
• as Changkyun once said: ‘jealousy, baby, jealousy’ ugh articulate king

- if Eli boycotts me, we might just have to hop into Victor’s DMs instead

[- pain is only a temporary emotion!]
• as Changkyun once said: ‘jealousy, baby, jealousy’ ugh articulate king


- if Eli boycotts me, we might just have to hop into Victor’s DMs instead


[- pain is only a temporary emotion!]
- the Lucien rp account is still on hiatus... but that doesn’t stop me from biasing his angsty ass in-game,, I h8 it here 
- majority of y’all replied to that one tweet of me saying that y’all ship me w Gavin/Lucien
that’s so wholesome., but where did KIRO come from?

- majority of y’all replied to that one tweet of me saying that y’all ship me w Gavin/Lucien



Step 4: Cuteness!
* I was gonna b narcissistic and drop a pic of myself here but,, my confidence has not reached that level yet
• I mean,, mans has a cat— surely, he has a soft spot for cute things? •
- I’m not cute per se, but my dog is! Look @ him,, my fluffy babie

* I was gonna b narcissistic and drop a pic of myself here but,, my confidence has not reached that level yet

• I mean,, mans has a cat— surely, he has a soft spot for cute things? •
- I’m not cute per se, but my dog is! Look @ him,, my fluffy babie



Step 5: Being Shameless
• much like the in-game MC, I’d like to think that my stupidity will bring me to greater heights
•
- I’m not good @ much— but people say I give rlly good massages!! I can work knots out of your back after tedious missions!
• much like the in-game MC, I’d like to think that my stupidity will bring me to greater heights


- I’m not good @ much— but people say I give rlly good massages!! I can work knots out of your back after tedious missions!
- professional sweater stealer! 
- will read your your daily horoscope [the Midorima jumped out
]
- poor eyesight; so probably won’t notice any flaws on your face!
- folds paper cranes for you as a lucky charm!
- not THAT short, but shorter than you! Height dif. time

- will read your your daily horoscope [the Midorima jumped out

- poor eyesight; so probably won’t notice any flaws on your face!
- folds paper cranes for you as a lucky charm!
- not THAT short, but shorter than you! Height dif. time

