[26/05/2020] some highlights from what jongkook typed in the comments of tiny oppa’s insta live🤣
basically there were a bunch of people asking tiny to do live with jongkook (which some people were a bit relentless with like tiny oppa doesn’t exist just to bring us closer to jongkook) and tiny said well i’d do it but he’s not online
there’s a 40 min(?) limit for insta live and it was coming up so tiny said he would just go live again and then when he briefly went offline he realized jongkook had been watching and he called jongkook his stalker fjdjfdj and so jongkook went off in the chat
eventually tiny invited jongkook to join his live and jongkook accepted and he was in a coffee shop with this guy named eddie(?) and it was funny because tiny was talking about how he FaceTimes jongkook a lot and he’s always at some cafe
the context for this here is that tiny was saying something along the lines of “i’ve never seen anyone who lights up the way he does when they see a gym” and apparently jongkook just couldn’t handle that level of slander😔
haha also went live with tiny! here’s what he typed, when haha showed up he was in his car and told tiny he was at a filming, and tiny told haha he looked really tired, so haha said that’s because i am tired and so tiny was like why don’t you sleep then😌😌
tiny also talked about jihyo a couple of times: jihyo’s never been to LA but she was in New York for a night, jihyo’s wearing some cap that tiny’s friend made??? or something??? i have adhd so it’s not that i don’t remember i just didn’t listen properly :(
gonna start adding some more random shit jongkook said and i definitely cannot remember right but i have some memory of tiny saying “my gangster friends are in jail” or something idk okay please take everything here with a pinch of salt
just gonna pepper these in anyway i had a lot of fun on tiny oppa’s ig live i was mostly just typing shit reacting and asking way too many questions and he did reply to my questions! quite a few i can’t remember everything one of them was “burgers or sandwiches?” he picked burger
i also translated something someone typed in korean (at least i think he got the trans from me idk if anyone else was also translating) because tiny cant read korean but when he was talking to his korean friends he spoke really well which isn’t a surprise of course
times i nearly had a heart attack: some SA IGs were honestly being super annoying bc they kept asking stuff like are jongkook and jihyo dating??? is SA real???? which... is so rude and also stupid like you really think tiny’s gonna announce it over his IG if they’re dating? lmao
oh but the reason i nearly died is because i remembered being fed up and perhaps i wasn’t the only person who typed it at that moment but i said sth like “guys stop it with the shipping questions” and seconds later he was like(?) “ship? shipping what???” and i wanted to scream
another reason why i died: okay so this was I think after jongkook left tiny’s live and we were all waiting for the 2k or so people who joined when jongkook was added to his live to leave fjdjdj bc tiny said he gets nervous knowing there’s so many people
there was this period of time where everyone kept asking him _____ or ______ questions and like we were kind of done with it after jongkook left? had nothing to do with jongkook it just died out and i was like thinking about more things to say and i thought he wouldn’t see
but i asked “jjajangmyeon or jjamppong?” and i was worried that he had already answered that but i have bad impulse control so i sent it and suddenly he was like Michelle what’s with all the food questions!! jjajangmyeon or jjamppong of course it’s both! or something like that
again i have a busted memory but also i was immediately on the verge of death because he had just called me by name (i was watching on my personal IG) and roasted/scolded me😔 i definitely deserved it tho and it was sometime after that that i realized i had forgotten to eat lunch
anyway! i think this is the first time i properly watched tiny’s IG live? i forgot to follow tiny oppa for a few months after i came back to this fandom and i also forgot to turn on notifications for him but i was lucky this time because IG told me when he went live!
other things i remember:
- TINY OPPA DOESN’T LIKE JOLLIBEE and i was crying to him about the spaghetti and he said yeah i don’t like sweet spaghetti :(
- tiny smokes and he said he smokes around jongkook but jongkook doesn’t like it lmao
- tiny doesn’t like pizza
- many people were talking to him about the spaghetti not just me
- upon hearing the smoking thing my sister who was listening to me watch his ig live asked “ask him if jihyo’s the one who smokes or if it’s her stylist” and i told her noooo :( because jihyo doesn’t smoke
and also i was too afraid to ask
- someone asked “how do you make money and live” or some other phrasing that was really funny but essentially tiny doesn’t like personal questions like that!! and i low key wanted to know what his job is but i didn’t want to be rude
which was apparently the right call
- my sister tho kept asking “what does he do?? how does he know the members???” and i had no answers but basically if any of y’all watch tiny’s live in the future don’t ask him stuff that’s too personal!! he doesn’t like it and it’s not polite
- more stuff about jollibee: he ordered the spicy chicken but he said the chicken didn’t actually taste spicy
- i think he mentioned being older than jongkook but younger than jaesuk and sukjin??
- please take everything i say here with a pinch of salt
- he said he’s friends with all his exes except one who’s...yeah lmao and he said some really positive stuff like he thinks it’s cute when girls have a little pudge and that girls don’t need abs and that he doesn’t care about size he cares about personality/whether a girl is nice
hopefully i didn’t like overstep boundaries by sharing all this there’s some other stuff but think I’ll stop here i just got a bit excited because i don’t wanna forget what happened! tiny’s a really nice dude y’all uwu
last one: he has apparently told the story of how he met jongkook many times but because of that he refused to tell it on live today which i completely get but also that means i have no idea how he met jongkook so if you have heard this story feel free to reply or hmu in dm!
last last one: don’t ask him his real name he’s sticking to tiny even tho people commented that he doesn’t look tiny😔 then he said out of the 20 times he came to Korea 19 times he was stopped for a bag search and the only reason he got freed the 20th time is because
he got stopped and he told the security person “hey this is like my 20th time in Korea and every single time I have been stopped and searched” and the guy laughed and let tiny go okay i swear i will stop now this thread is way too long
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