Here is a thread on Smash Players and their mains. All of this is backed up by years of intensive study and analysis so its all 100% accurate and totally not satire. Letâs begin m.
Mario Mains: Mario Mains are probably some of the nicest people youâll meet. They like to pull out some ridiculous combos and just abuse his great frame data because they can. While he wasnât always an amazing character. If you get beat by a Mario main you 100% got outplayed.
Donkey Kong Mains: DK Mains are the same as Mario Mains but are more so fulled off dank memes and making their opponents laugh at some of DKâa pretty absurd kill confirms. If they arenât dominating and EXPANDING DONG. Their stage spiking you with Cargo Throw and its always funny
Link Mains: Link Mains have usually high functioning sociopaths who will run circles around you with their mind games like GODS. They usually think OOT is the greatest zelda game in history. When their mistaken because its clearly Majoraâs Mask.
Samus Mains: Nobody actually plays Samus offline. Those that do are really chill and have a nerd boner for Metroid.
Samus players online donât even like Samus. They also donât like fun. Theyâll run 80 youtube videos at once to throttle their connection and watch you suffer n cry
Samus players online donât even like Samus. They also donât like fun. Theyâll run 80 youtube videos at once to throttle their connection and watch you suffer n cry
Yoshi Mains: Yoshi mains are pretty cool and usually only play Yoshi. A long with getting amazing games in the past decade since he was pretty much given the shaft until Ulimate. Yoshi mains love to get in yo-sh!t with their absolutely absurd frame data. You will get outplayed.
Kirby Mains: Kirby mains are usually either 12 year olds or men and women who constantly say âim babyâ and post OwO in all of their text messages. They usually donât care that much about winning and arenât really super skilled but they are super nice and will bake you cookies.
Fox Mains: Fox mains are usually super chill. Or have an ego bigger than Kraid from Metroid. They still think Fox is the undisputed best character in the game. If they lose its because they were lagging, even if their playing offline. They think Melee is the greatest Smash.
Pikachu Mains: Pikachu mains are basically Fox and Kirby mains combined. Their either OwO players or GET GUD I JUST TOOK YOUR STOCK AT 0% OFF SNEEZE players. They arenât bad people. All of them are anime fans who think Pokemon Adventures needs an anime adaptation.
Luigi Mains: Luigi mains just love Luigi. Super Luigi U and Luigiâs Mansion are in their top 10 games of all time. Theyâll clean your car. Nurse you back to health. And save you from Zombies because thats just how cool they are.
Captain Falcon Mains: 99% Dank memes. Usually pretty chill players. Goes for style over winning. And lets be honest if they took one of your stocks by doing down throw + Forward Air. Even if you 2 Stock them. They won. Yes I make the rules.