Do you have a moment ? Cause I have a list ready. https://twitter.com/inkasrain/status/1264740759741386753

_The Habsbourg
_All Dukes of Burgundy
_Emperor Qin Shi Huang
_St Paul
_The fucking papal legate who fucking caused the fucking Great Schism
_Konstantinos IX
_Philip II Augustus (And I'm not even sure why)

_That moron Guy of Lusignan
_That asshole Henri Plantagenêt
_Hegel
_People who like Hegel
_People who don't like Hegel
_People who don't think about Hegel
_People who think about Hegel too much

_The fucking Neo-Assyrians
_Roboam I
_François II of Valois
_Catherine of Medici
_People who didn't fucking listen to Catherine of Medici
_The Bourbons
_The Guises

_Marcus Aurelius (Look, I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure he caused the Crisis of the Third Century)
_Bonifacius VIII (what was he even thinking with Unam Sanctam)
_Zwingli
_Calvin
_The morons who excommunicated Luther

_THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNCIL OF CONSTANCE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU
_The Habsburg (bis repetita placent)
_The Messiniotes for murdering the Angevines, you don't treat a brother of Saint Louis that way
_Saint Louis (dude, the Crusades are over, let it go)

But apart from those, I'm a pretty chill and tolerant dude. (End of thread)