Do you have a moment ? Cause I have a list ready. https://twitter.com/inkasrain/status/1264740759741386753">https://twitter.com/inkasrain...
_The Habsbourg
_All Dukes of Burgundy
_Emperor Qin Shi Huang
_St Paul
_The fucking papal legate who fucking caused the fucking Great Schism
_Konstantinos IX
_Philip II Augustus (And I& #39;m not even sure why)
_That moron Guy of Lusignan
_That asshole Henri Plantagenêt
_Hegel
_People who like Hegel
_People who don& #39;t like Hegel
_People who don& #39;t think about Hegel
_People who think about Hegel too much
_The fucking Neo-Assyrians
_Roboam I
_François II of Valois
_Catherine of Medici
_People who didn& #39;t fucking listen to Catherine of Medici
_The Bourbons
_The Guises
_Marcus Aurelius (Look, I can& #39;t prove it, but I& #39;m pretty sure he caused the Crisis of the Third Century)
_Bonifacius VIII (what was he even thinking with Unam Sanctam)
_Zwingli
_Calvin
_The morons who excommunicated Luther
_THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNCIL OF CONSTANCE, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU
_The Habsburg (bis repetita placent)
_The Messiniotes for murdering the Angevines, you don& #39;t treat a brother of Saint Louis that way
_Saint Louis (dude, the Crusades are over, let it go)
But apart from those, I& #39;m a pretty chill and tolerant dude. (End of thread)
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