200526
seungwoo & seungsik’s
Blanket Kick NAVER NOW radio show
[7th episode] #2seung

- rough trans + live tweet thread <3
#mavtranslates

sik: your face seems tired (?) but it's still glowing.... are you...... perhaps preparing for a comeback?
woo: ㅎㅎㅎㅎ and you?
sik: Sunday? we're having a song called Mayday!
woo: seungsik has black hair!
sik: and your hair is a little faded!

sik: you have to listen closely, everyone! because we might even drop spoilers~

sik: can you do a finger heart for us?
woo: *accidentally hits the tiny wolf on his mic*
woo: ah... sorry wooya.....

woo: when it comes to seungsik, it's eye smile right!
sik: *eyesmiles hehe*
woo: ah... we are 17 and 16 years old......

sik: i havent watched it, but i know it ahas a very calm vibe
today is 'calm' vibe too!
we are going with the Goblin vibe so look forward to it

today's attendance check mission: tell us what you want right now, if you had a goblin

woo: if i had a goblin, what do i want...
sik: shld i go first? i want to have a medicine that cures all illnesses! so that everyone can go out & play~
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+ woo: i want tuesday 9pm, every single day of the week to be tuesday tuesday tuesday tuesday tuesday
sik: why?
woo: because there's an audio show that i really enjoy. so i wish every single day is tuesday~

msg: i want +7cm height!
woo: i wonder how tall they are, to want another 7cm..
maybe they're 163/153cm
sik: will u give it?
w: i will! but i'll become so short, i'll need to redo all my fittings (for stylist)
S: how much will u give?
W: 10cm! ah, i think i shldn't hv said that..

sik: can you recommend a colour?
woo: yellow converse!
sik: any reason?
woo: with the summer approaching, it might suit the vibes a lot, and it would look good with denim jeans! i like yellow~

sik: i'm good at grilling pork belly but i'm not good at grilling beef
woo: any tips on how to grill it?
sik: you need to 'fry' the oil(?)

sik: talking about baskin robbins, there was a lemon flavour and i tried it the other day
woo: was it good?
sik: it's so sour but i like it~

op intermission: THE WOLF ON HIS CUP IM PERHAPS FERAL BYE

SO CUTE LOOK AT THEM AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH #2seung

................... hello asmr corner dfsddgssd

they said everyone's birthday is easy to remember except to hanse, seungwoo gets confused with 25th and 27th sept

someone broke up with their boyfriend of 2 years & there's 4 lines of ㅠㅠ so swoo wailed LMAOOO
woo: pls say some words to comfort them
sik: you might be having a hard time, but new & good relations wld come to u~
W: you'll get a lot of empty time
S: kinda like our hiatus period

woo: during the empty time, you start to think alot, please meet your friends and exercise and invest your time in other things~

we don't have time for company dinners too. and we cant go out too, we order delivery to our dorms and our studios and every schedule feels like a company dinner
everyone's not in the right minds ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

qn: present recommendation for middle school little brother
sik: i think shoes
woo: i think just pocket money or shoes!
sik: how much would pocket money?
woo: i think like $100
sik: if i got $100 back then, it would feel like i'm a king

woo: to all the older folks, the more pocket money the better ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
woo: how much would be a good amount of pocket money?
sik: as much as possible ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

sik: i gave my parents a car, tho the car isn't That good
woo, aegyo mode: seungsik hyung~ pls treat me food~ hyung-ah~

sik: they had a small car & i thought it was dangerous so i bought them a new car
woo: i bought a bag for my mom even tho she kept saying "no, don't buy it"~

someone sent in a message saying that they were jealous and didn't like someone in their academy

sik: at my academy, there were a lot of smart students... i was..... about... first place?
woo: wow, as expected~
sik: actually i thought of it, it's not jealousy, even though you +

+ say u don't like the person, it helps to motivate u to do better, next time you even might be thankful towards that person. i had someone like that too, so i got motivated to do better. at some point i surpassed that person ㅎㅎㅎㅎ seungwoo hyung is also my stimulus/motivator~

HAHAHAHHA THEY MENTIONED CHAN'S CERTAIN SCENE IN ME7NAM

woo: the female character in goblin blows out the candle and the goblin will appear, so that's what we'll be doing~

candle: *doesnt light it*
sik: only kind people can see the flame, can you see it?
woo: i read this sooooo slowly
sik: wahhhh can you smell it? it's so nice
woo: you have to leave before i can continue..
sik: *exits*
woo: i'll blow this out now ㅎㅎㅎ
*sik appears* IM CRYING

*SKIT TIME*
woo: what's that on your chest?
sik: you can see this?
sik: it's my passion?? it's ALICE??
woo: i have alice in my heart too......

hdhjfhdbvhdfh SEUNGWOO ACCIDENTALLY SAID HEOCHAN HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

i cant stand it they're so cute BYE T_________T

woo: there's a group called victon, i'm completely into that guy, he's like a puppy, he's so nice & good at singing too! seungsikie amazing!!
sik: please sincerely wish for it and he might appear
woo: *wishes*
sik: new world! hello i'm kang seungsik!
woo: w-woah... what- r you +

+ real? can i pinch your cheeks? *pinches*
sik: do you like me? tell me 3 things you like about me
*skips to next scene*

sik: is his name seungwoo? his legs are so long, his fashion sense is so good, he looks like a fox, he composes well, i wish to meet him! *blows candle*
woo: new world! i'm victon's han seungwoo!
sik: can i punch both your cheeks?
woo: no!!
sik: *does it anyway*
woo: AAAAAAA

SEUNGSIKIE DDAEJJI DDAEJJI HAS RE-ENTERED THE CHAT BITCHES

you've only met me for one day,,, are you perhaps 금사빠

sik: can you really see it?
woo: i can!!
sik: prove it
woo: it's green onions! why are you carrying it around?
sik: i need to do han seungwoo-brand egg fried rice, seungwoo jjang seungwoo jjang

woo, to the freaking spring green stalk: green onions.. the days i spent with you, bc the day was good, bc the day was not good, bc the day was just right, it was beautiful. in the same vein, let's listen to a song

woo: green onion asmr *crunches the stalk HELP IM SOBBINFG*
woo: i'm saying this ment while singing........... hello green onions~

WAS I DEAF OR DID SEUNGWOO CHANGED THE LYRICS TO "BESIDE GREEN ONIONS" INSTEAD OF "BESIDE YOU"

I CANT FICIKIGNG BRETAHE FVDVHGFAVHFHG HELLO?!?>?!@!@?

woo: while i as singing, the smell of green onions really..... my eyes are almost watering
sik: yes the smell of green onions....
woo: i'm going to keep thinking about this when i cook egg fried rice next time..........

listener: will seungsik seungwoo show up? i have 10 candles here why aren't they coming??

10 CANDLES BYE IS SIS HAVING A RITUAL OR SOMETHING DSVGGH???!????!

OH MY GOD UNBELIEVABLE
NO LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY UNBELIEVABLE I CANT BELIEVE IT

seungsik dancing to UNBELIEVABLE as requested by seungwoo ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

woo: *blowing the candle nonstop*
sik: what is it?
woo: please read it in that voice
sik: *low voice sik*

aaaaaaa is this heaven........

I CANT CONCENTRATE........ THEY'RE A MESS OH MY GOD (but they're oUR mess

"why does it feel like our mental is going crazy today...."

sik: if you could summon one member in victon, who would it be?
woo: subinie! i miss him
S: pls call for him loudly!
W: loudly?
*SUBIN'S VOICE PLAYS*: next week i'll be coming here! bc we're having a comeback soon! seungwoo seungsik hyung keeps saying it's so fun~
S: OMG SO CUTE

woo: we were really so shocked
sik: i don't think i can sing....
woo: *mimics subin* he did that alone in his room? so cute....
sik: we have to tease him tonight!

GOSH SUBIN'S ??!???!?!?!?
subin did the recording in the room alone, much to think about ....

not seungwoo with the green onions in his hands pretending to play the drums............... ladies and gentlemen my ult

question: if you could summon anyone?
listener: i want to summon debut era victon, i want to tell them that they will shine!

seungwoo: talking about debut era victon makes my heart feel knotted~

woo: do you cry when you feel wronged?
sik: i don't cry, but i Really don't like to feel wronged
(elaborated but i didn't catch it)

sik: do you like chicken feet?
woo: i do!
sik: if you pray hard enough, seungwoo hyung might show up with chicken feet~

sik: how was it today?
woo: it feels like i went for an acting lesson. i want to show various sides through blanket kick in the future~
sik: every week, we look forward to this! i feel like our hosting/talking skills improved! and people are telling us that we did well~

sik, to green onions: how was it today?
(sik aka) green onions: i worked so hard and it's a bit tiring but-
woo: *nonstop crunching the green onions*
sik: is he crying?
woo: *continues crunching the green onions....*

is he ok T______T

sik: next week, SUPER REAL(?) victon is coming
2seung: *sings LIGHT*
sik: we'll leave it up to your imaginations~
woo: today's last song will be Victon's Nightmare

NIGHTMARE. I WON!!!!!!

not seungwoo putting the green onions in his sleeve and pretending it's an arm, waving goodbye to us with a big smile.............. i have no words why is my ult like this PFFTAHABAHBHAHAHHB </3