I want bubblegum but I don't want to leave the house just for bubblegum so I am just chewing like a mouthful of simple gum and I'll tell you if it does the trick
My brother heard me chewing like an angry animal and offered to go buy me some bubblegum, it's a win my bros
Moral of the story: if you want bubbles use bubblegum don't be an idiot like me