I want bubblegum but I don& #39;t want to leave the house just for bubblegum so I am just chewing like a mouthful of simple gum and I& #39;ll tell you if it does the trick
Update: my jaw hurts and I still cant make a proper bubble but I ain& #39;t letting it beat me
Yeah I& #39;m literally suffering here but I& #39;m not throwing it away
My brother heard me chewing like an angry animal and offered to go buy me some bubblegum, it& #39;s a win my bros
Moral of the story: if you want bubbles use bubblegum don& #39;t be an idiot like me
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