Yes, the parrot has entered the flat.

The parrot is apparently doing “parrot things”...
The parrot has done a tour of the flat & is showing considerable interest in current political developments.
We are currently workshopping how to resolve the situation.

@dontcallmejimbo effort to coax the parrot with a clematis plant has proved unsuccessful
Current suggestions include:

1. Call the RSPCA or a local vet.
2. Gently nudge it with a broom
3. Use sunflower seeds to entice it.

Updates as and when I have them.
The parrot briefly explored an improved view of the news coverage from the top of a guitar but has since returned to the tv. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦜" title="Parrot" aria-label="Emoji: Parrot"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎸" title="Guitar" aria-label="Emoji: Guitar">
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