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OKAY! in the wake of the completion of the hogwarts house polls i& #39;ll now list my personal hcs for hogwarts houses. if you missed the official results, they can be found in this thread! https://twitter.com/elusiveBeatdown/status/1265141663438999552">https://twitter.com/elusiveBe...
DISCLAIMER: these are my personal opinions + im not open to arguing over them. most of my hcs disagree w the consensus reached by the polls so i anticipate a lot of disagreement, but i& #39;d rather not get into arguments as that will distress the fuck out of me. ty for understanding.
for dave, i hc him as a 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💚" title="Green heart" aria-label="Emoji: Green heart"> SLYTHERIN. i would go on a rant here but my boywife has already made a comprehensive thread containing all the reasons i feel this way already, so i& #39;ll just link his thread here. https://twitter.com/stridercestous/status/1264350158696976384">https://twitter.com/striderce...
for rose, i hc her as a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart"> GRYFFINDOR. this got 0 votes in the polls lmfao... i just see it in the way she goes about things. very impulse driven, very YEEHAW if u will. she is reckless and brazen and being intelligent doesn& #39;t automatically mean ravenclaw? idk. i& #39;ll also be
completely transparent and say that i dont care much for rose and that a lot of her behaviors made very little sense to me and didnt follow much internal logic, so i have a hard time placing her in general. i could also see her as a slytherin, potentially.
for dirk, i hc him as a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blue heart" aria-label="Emoji: Blue heart"> RAVENCLAW. i think this comes off in the way he not only curated information on his and roxy& #39;s guardian& #39;s histories, but also in his seeking out new ways to improve his own intelligence and capabilities (his fetch modus, squarewave and sawtooth, HAL).
i see the slytherin argument for ult dirk (i dont rly go here re: epilogues), but i find that even the way he Took Control felt more ravenclaw to me than slytherin in nature. i think that desire for control doesn& #39;t really come from the slytherin ambition or cunning, personally.
and for roxy, obviously, she& #39;s my sweet baby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💛" title="Yellow heart" aria-label="Emoji: Yellow heart"> HUFFLEPUFF. always community oriented, always trying to keep the peace between her friends, always loyal to them to a fault. she& #39;s the ultimate optimist and lover and acceptor and i LOVE HER
FWIW, if it means anything to any of u regarding this thread, i& #39;m a slytherin :3 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐍" title="Snake" aria-label="Emoji: Snake">
