here's an example of the kind of messages i'm sending to my friends:

you know what's crazy

remember when we listened to korn?

did you know that korn sounds like corn

which is a delicious food

but korn is like a rock band

and they have scary music
mind blown am i right

to another friend...

if you could be a chick for a day and get plowed by a cock
would you do it? so you'd have intimate knowledge on what it felt like to be a girl and what gave her pleasure or would you worry it would make you enjoy being a woman forever and never want to go

back to being a man?

... i think i've reached terminal boredom

Fuck, dude

I don't worry about the latter

But I've always wondered what it's like for women

you're still sure you'd prefer being a woman?

they can have endless orgasms and just enjoy for hours

we cum for like 15 seconds then that's it

Honest truth if I were a woman for a day I'd be masturbating like it were the dawn of the apocalypse

not that it doesn't feel good to build up to that but it's probably not the same

Playing with my titties and flickin the bean all day

lol

but would you let a dude put it in you?

like brad pitt

or leo dicaprio

Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off

if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum

but would you let a dude put it in you?

like brad pitt

or leo dicaprio

Sit on a washing machine during spin cycle and get off

if you were a woman for a day would you let yourself get fuked by brad pitt or channing tatum

Some strong assed weed you got in that pipe bro

hahaha

would you?

Nah

would you let leo fuck you

no?

Some things in life are left to be a mystery

hehe

would you stick a banana in your coochie

Would you?

Would you?

yeah

i wouldn't use my fingers

now that i think about it, i might be the sluttiest woman ever for a day. to make up for my lack of sex as a man

like the stranger when you jack off

when you sit on your hand until it gets numb and jerk off and it feels like someone else is doing it