spinner getting wasted after he admits that he fucked up is actually epic. i wish more characters would steal joey's shit and try to wreck it
ruh roh she's watching degrassi again. the JT little dick saga is genuinely one of my favorite plotlines because it's so fucking weird. he's pumping up his tiny penis two or three days before a school shooting
MS. HATZILAKOS: okay you really fucked up now! i heard you tarred and feathered a kid, caused a school shooting, lied about who did it, and ate his mom's ribbon candies
SPINNER: yeah yeah, whatever. hey can i come back tomorrow
SPINNER: yeah yeah, whatever. hey can i come back tomorrow
SPINNER, NOW EXPELLED AND WORKING AT THE DOT: this sucks JT balls!!
playing euchre to The Entertainer is the most canadian shit on earth
marco and dylan both have big gay curly hair and it's good
mr. oleander is a freakin sex pest, i don't give a shit
ok paige and her sex pest boyfriend are having a picnic. can we get snake in here to break it up
probably not the greatest teacher ever if he's dating a 17 year old, paige
go off manny. literally kicking ass here
RUH ROH THEY'RE CRACKING DOWN ON THE SEX PEST!!! MANNY DID A GOOD
now everyone is simply hanging out and emma is dropping knowledge. this is the first time she hasn't been annoying in like 15 episodes
any time people start going through shit in degrassi their first impulse is to steal from school. isn't there any other building you could rob
the worst, the WORST fucking thing about this plot is how everyone treats kevin smith like some A-list celebrity instead of the dude who filmed a comedy in black and white
"gimme high school, man. gimme REAL high school, not Weezer approximating high school" OH YOU MEAN LIKE HOW YOU'RE APPROXIMATING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL FANFIC HERE KEVIN
KEVIN SMITH: hey baby, you ever see a grown man wearing a letterman jacket
CAITLIN RYAN: god damn i cannot wait to go home and bathe
CAITLIN RYAN: god damn i cannot wait to go home and bathe
welp. my degrassi thread just turned into a thread about how much i want kevin smith to fuck off during these episodes. sorry to all the people who haven't muted this (nobody)
kevin smith's music guy is screaming at teens. this part is actually good
did i ever explain why this series of episodes is something i'm actually entertaining though. so it's a 3 part series where kevin smith cucks joey after LITERALLY, LITERALLY 20 years of tension between him and caitlin. kevin smith comes in and cucks joey jeremiah
verbatim he just said "gay? no, i'm not gay... is that what you think? why, do i come off as gay?" and did this face.
craig is just living in the degrassi boiler room and literally hiding in closets while dressed like this. this is definitely what being bipolar is like
i'm living in hell