So we discovered the source of our router problems.

Ants made a nest in the Fios box.

I did not know this was a thing that happened but apparently it is.

You know how sometimes there are events that normally you’d regard with nearly incapacitating horror and in the face of them you’re like welp I guess this might as well happen

Actually wait it’s 2020, this is just how we all live now

2020: the “ants nesting in the Fios box” of years

Hahahahahahaha let me tell you about the time I cracked open and cleaned an Atari 2600 that had been living in someone’s fuckin basement for decades https://twitter.com/allancanseeyou/status/1265142599406551042?s=21 https://twitter.com/allancanseeyou/status/1265142599406551042

I did just wave to the VERY large spider crawling up the wall and I’m friends with all the house centipedes. Look, if you’re a bug wiling to chow down on other bugs you can live here if you stay away from me and stay the hell out of my electronics.