honestly I can drag every man by his zodiac sign except for Aquarius, they never do me dirty so if you’re an Aquarius man I love you <3

actually ima drag y’all:
Aries: you never wanna give me love when I wanna love you, it’s always cat and mouse and it pisses me the fuck off

cancers: listen, you don’t have to be petty and shut me out. It wouldn’t kill you to open up and not be a moody cunt

taurus: you bitches are so petty and non confrontational, tell me when I make you mad so I can fix it damn bitch

libra: flirty as hell, it’s like they put you on display but then they put everyone on display

Scorpio: moody, terrible communication issues, possessive

Gemini: y’all are cool but are for everybody on planet earth, it’s like I love you <3 but I got options, which is tight if that’s what we on but long term commitment? Probs not

Capricorn: bossy as FUCK

i was gonna do pisces but y’all make me so angry

leo: you guys are cool but so hot n cold, like if I reject you just a BIT it’s all of a sudden that I’m fake as hell, stop switching up DAMN

virgo: they pretend to want to commit but when given the chance they run for the hills