I don’t drink & don’t plan on it but I have a favorite drink and it is Hennessy [THREAD]
Islam sets you up to believe in what you cannot experience and that to me includes God and Jinns but also henny
H clearly has Islamic relevance: Hadith. Hafez. Hijab. Halal. Hajj. Haq (truth). Abu Huraira. And of course: Hennessy
French Montana (a Muslim) on his 2010 song “Henny & My 44”:

I'm anywhere the dope go (dope go)
With my Henny and my 44
With' your shorty on my land line
I'm on the money every damn time
There are theories that his adlib “HAAAN” my in fact reference—you guessed it—Hennessy
And during the prohibition, hen was sold as medicine. You know what Muslims love? Medicine. Health. Being doctors.
According to Maxim, it takes TEN YEARS to become a professional Hennessy taster. Patience (sabr) is an undisputed Islamic virtue. According to Sahih Al-Bukhari: “Nobody can be given a blessing better and greater than patience.”
حن, or hen, means crave in Arabic. Hen, or Hendawg to those intimate, is something to be craved
In conclusion, for religious reasons and personal ones, I cannot drink but Hennessy is my favorite drink, which I prefer more than any other drinks. Thank u for reading.
& yes this is a repost I deleted the first accidentally
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