top 5 hardest slaves to catch, a thread

1. nat turner. nigga was so violent. he IS beating the BRICKS off you nigga YOU ARE NOT WINNING. he will END you.

2. harriet tubman. this bitch finna dig underground and you not gonna be able to fond her. bitch is STEALTHY she is hittin the jets on errybody.

3. Obama. now here me out. he's fucking obama. fuck you gon do? get shot down by his security guards? you aint catchin this nigga. plus he'll put a bounty on yo head like yo name bin laden. dont fuck with this nigga.

4. usain bolt. cmon mane. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HE TOO FAST TO CATCH. this nigga will run for his goddamn life. i cant even fathom how fast this mf can run dawg next slave.

5. henry "box" brown. ion get how this nigga was a magician AND slave like where he get cards from and nigga where he even learn this shit. he a genius fr. he finna be on some solid snake shit and hide in a box and confuse you nigga you cant even find him let alone catch him.

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