#GRANT is trending.

Today, picked up burger, paid with a 50.

Dude at bar: 50s are bad luck.
Me: Huh?
Dude: Look who’s on it.
Me: You mean Grant? My HERO.
Dude’s gf: How can Grant be yr hero? He burned most of SC!
(That was Sherman, Karen, but ...)
Me: Are you serious? ...
1/ https://twitter.com/iamsophianelson/status/1265088102525284353

Me, cont’d: I am 7th gen S. Carolina. My ppl came here on slave ships, I grew up during Jim Crow, I’ve been kicked OUT of bars for being black. How dare you?
Dude’s gf: But he burned most of SC.
Me: They started it. They coulda just let Abraham Lincoln be president but nooooo
2/

Dude: (Drinks beer.)
Me: (Tips bartender massively for making a scene on his shift)
Bartender: (Gives me a thumbs up)

Yeah. #GRANT is trending.