200526 #NCTDREAM (JENO, JISUNG) VLIVE TRANSLATION

**disclaimer i translate live as it's happening so i may miss some stuff and there may be some inaccuracies ^^

jisung: yes, we turned on vlive this morning in order to give some strength to our czennies!

jeno: today is tuesday, right!

jisung: yes! did you guys win against monday-disease well, everyone?

jaemin just joined them LOL jisung was like "wait hyung we're doing vapp-" and jaemin started making noises(?) and jeno was like "ahjussi u cannot do this here"

jisung said that he realized this recently but if you don't eat, it's dangerous so he told us to make sure to eat our meals!

jisung wanted to keep it a secret that they're in the car but jaemin kept opening the doors (i think) so jisung was like "ah...... u guys know that we're in the car now, right? i wanted to keep it a secret..."

a fan was like "im in class" and jisung was like "?!???! in class... in class? wait how are you listening... ah that's right... okay" LOL

jisung says jeno is playing games next to him rn and jeno was like "what are you saying....." sdklf

fan commented "i just woke up" and jeno was like "whoa.. i'm jealous" LOL

fans asked where they're going and they said that they're not going anywhere! so i guess they just... decided to do the vlive in the car...???

fan: i have midterms soon, please tell me to study...

jeno, very aggressively: GO STUDY!!!! jk u don't need to study... are u guys even going to study because we tell u to study..?!

jisung: i took midterms.. only once in my life i think and my score... yes.... my score...

jeno: LOL

jisung: it was close to my age...

jaemin: that's... serious

jisung: yes i am just kidding...?it was during rookies days so i couldn't study so for math i guessed on everything

jeno: jisung-ssi if you had listened in class a little bit you could've gotten a few questions right

jisung: everyone, i will give you some healing...... my math score........... [has breakdown] AHHH I DON'T WANT TO TELL ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

jisung: my math midterm score...... i got a 16.....

jeno:

jaemin:

jeno: jisung, that's 4 questions that you got correct

jisung: i don't think i wrote my name even... wait did i? ㅠㅠ

fan: kart racer is more fun than pubg, right?

jeno: yes, i think so

sasaeng fan called jisung twice just now and they told us not to worry about people like them, because the second we worry that means those people win, so triple j told us not to worry and that they're fine.

tw food

they moved onto the next topic which is eating black bean noodles with your nose...??? jaemin asked if jisung can eat with his nose and jisung said "yes" and jaemin was like "are u sure..." then said that jisung's nose is like mount everest LOL

jeno read fan comment that said "czennies will eat it with our nose so dreamies you guys eat it with your mouth" and jaemin was like "no we're going to copy whatever czennie does" and jeno was like "yes that's right" LOL

Q: kiss chenle or kiss a chenle-sized mosquito

jisung: ...????? czennies imaginations are... amazing

jaemin: [laughing]

fans said that they bought "100 yr coupon" for dreamies and they can't stop laughing LOL jeno was like "do dreamies have to stay together until our hairs are white?!" and jisung was like "jaemin hyung's hair is already..." LOL

fan: jisung-ah i start school again tomorrow ah how can this be... ㅠㅠ

jisung: ah, these days especially you must be careful..! be sure to wear masks and wash your hands.. please be careful, everyone!

this was earlier but i forgot to add it to the thread but a fan asked "5 year old jeno or 5 jeno's" and jisung chose 5 jeno's!

fan: what kind of ice cream does jaemin like?

jaemin: i like the ice cream that i can have on stage with czennies

jisung said he likes mimicking jaemin's "ice cream" move in boom LOL

a fan said that they had a fever of 39C this weekend so they went to go get tested for covid-19 and thought that they were going to d*e because testing hurt so much and jaemin was like "oh no...ㅠㅠ" and jisung said "cororong... cororong is such a nuisance"

fan said "noona will buy you a meal" and jisung was like "oh..! can it go over 10,000KRW (~$10USD)" LOL

fans keep saying that they can give all of their life savings to dream and keep telling them to give their bank acc number and triple j are like "no please it's okay" and jeno said "i'm sorry but.... i live without having my bank acc memorized..." LOL

fan: jisung oppa, i'm 13 yrs old

jisung: ...!!! 13 yrs old... that was when i was... rookies? ah that's the age where lots of things changes... hwaiting, you can do it! ah wait since you're younger can i speak informally....?

fan whose name is "jisung mom" commented saying "jisung oppa i'm 6 yrs old" and jisung was like "......????? ah i see... jisung mom-nim is... 6 yrs old?" LOL

fan: jisung oppa i enlist tomrrow please cheer for me...

jisung: ..?

jeno: huh?

jisung: it... might not be a joke so... uh..... huh? is this a joke or not help i can't tell ㅠㅠ

fan: what part do you guys like working out?

jisung: of course for working out it's your back and chest, right?

jaemin: for me it's the back

jisung: if you want to appear bigger then you need to work out your back and chest!

fan comment: but jisung ur smol...

nomin: [dying]

jisung: DHSLFJKS..... I WILL GET BIGGER.... JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR....!!!!!

jeno: oh yes everyone please recommend some dramas for jisung to watch tell him to watch some please

jisung: ah im sorry... even if you recommend me some i don't think i'll watch... ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

also earlier when fans kept commenting "tell us ur bank acc" and jaemin said "okay here-" and jensung were like "DSLKFJSL?!??!?!?" but jaemin called out "170612" which is the day nct revealed fanclub name!!!

jeno said that he really enjoys watching "hospital playlist" these days and when fans told him that this week is the last episode he went "WHAT?!??! THIS WEEK IS THE LAST?!???!?!" LOL

fan: lee donghyuck or lee haechan?

jaemsung: lee donghyuck

jisung: donghyuck hyung is more comfortable (to be with) ㅎㅎㅎ

jeno: but we've gotten more used to calling him "haechan" rather than donghyuck tbh

i think they were talking about what they call each other and jisung was like "for doyoung hyung is definitely ddoing hehe"

fan: jeno, choose between 100 yr old jaemin or 100 jaemins

jeno: [deep sigh]...

jisung: ㅎ...

jeno: i will say... 100 yr old jaemin and take care of him..... i dont think i can handle 100 jaemins....... that's impossible

jisung said that they have to go somewhere soon so that they'll be ending the live hereㅠㅠ jaemin was like "wait we're leaving so abruptly like this?" and jisung was like "yes...."

jaemin: czennies have a good day today as well, and remember that you guys are so precious and so cute and so lovely and that you guys are irreplaceable okay don't forget!!! have a good day today<33

jisung: my phone battery... my phone feels like a hot pack ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

live is over!
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