thread of hendery being: funny, questionable, interesting and ????

let’s go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
starting this crunchy thread off with the iconic ‘iTz mI mAhRio!’
*wayv gets assigned a body part*

*everyone is happy with what they’ve got*

*silence*

hendery: tOeS?!
the toe to mouth transfer shaped hendery into the man he is today
ten: *fails to throw the shoe in to the box*

hendery: *dramatically faints*
‘how are you supposed to hide this thing?!’
no one:

hendery: bLing bliNg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">
so much to unpack here...

1) lucas holding hendery and begging him to hurry up

2) hendery not being able to take the mic off bc kings under PRESSURE

3) his finger gets stuck, he tries to bite the elastic band off and then gets smacked in the face
kun: yeah i kinda feel better-

hendery: nature https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧚‍♀️" title="Woman fairy" aria-label="Emoji: Woman fairy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌙" title="Crescent moon" aria-label="Emoji: Crescent moon"> heals you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏻" title="Folded hands (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> wishing you peace and tranquility my brother https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌱" title="Seedling" aria-label="Emoji: Seedling">
his lack of trust in herbal medicine https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💫" title="Dizzy symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Dizzy symbol">
hendery telling kun why his walk is so stable
how does someone even come up with a move like that—
he likes WHAT kind of songs now??
oh my god...look. at this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> food https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes">
‘what feature does the mona lisa not have?’

hendery: ADAM’s APPLe aDaM’s aPple!!1!
idk wTF he’s eating but he acts like those dry crackers have been sent down from above
hendery: wayv has been my wallpaper since day one https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✊🏻" title="Raised fist (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raised fist (light skin tone)">

ten: sos i changed mine to smth else

hendery: *https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👹" title="Japanese ogre" aria-label="Emoji: Japanese ogre">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛓" title="Chains" aria-label="Emoji: Chains">*

and then 3 seconds later his customer service smile returns https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧚‍♀️" title="Woman fairy" aria-label="Emoji: Woman fairy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
17 second dance break let’s go
king said i AM gonna look like i’m filming a pantene pro-v commercial and you can’t stop me
him and the number 20 in german are beefing
when he can’t say his own name https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">
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