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I was writing in my diary last night, nothing interesting just “brother #1 is back...Shavuot is coming up so I’m trying to decide what form of dairy to destroy my digestive tract with”
And then I got hit with mad cravings for the cheese rolls and refugiados from my favorite Cuban bakery and started wishing I could have some for Shavuot (yay period cravings and getting emotional af)
Me and RamBam enjoying a refugiado (guava and cheese strudel) and a mango turnover
Back when I still had a job I had a “Jewish Holiday Fund”. Basically I’d take a few bucks from my weekly income and save them for whatever holiday was coming up (last year’s Hanukkah spread was *chef kiss*).
Thanks to certain events 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">there was no Jewish Holiday Fund for Passover and there isn’t one for Shavuot so I was hesitant about buying the frozen bake-at-home pastries Porto’s sells and ships.
I then I texted my sister about the situation and she was like oh I have a $10 off coupon code, here. So I fucking caved and bought the minimum 2 dozen order of pastries https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻♀️" title="Woman facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (light skin tone)">
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Thanks to some pickle money (if you know, you know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">) and the coupon code from my sis I’ve got $20 covered but if you can afford to and would like to throw a few bucks my way for my “Jewish Holiday Fund” to help me cover the remaining $20+ I’d be eternally grateful.
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If I get any donations I’ll keep track of them on this thread bc like I said I don’t need more than a couple of bucks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Face throwing a kiss" aria-label="Emoji: Face throwing a kiss">
