I remember this time my mom tried to hook me up randomly with this Nigerian girl that listened to KPop

Immediately after leaving church she said, “we’re going to stop somewhere”. Keep in mind that day, I didn’t care how I dressed to church. Oversized yellow button shirt and giant dress pants.

We get to the house, my mom says “get the rice from the back of the trunk”. I’m thinking we just came to drop off rice for one of her friends.

Boom, we get inside their house ...My mom said “see, this is your wife I was telling you about”

Girl got up and ran out the living room. I’m standing there like

We stay in the living room after the girl ran to her room. My mom is gassing everything up saying “go and get your wife”!

Eventually the girl came out and said “You guys wanna come to my room”? Me and Tina get up and go to her room

Tina taps into her friendly bag and ask “So what do you like to do, what kind of music are you into”? That question of “music” is what set shorty loose.

She pulls up some random videos on YouTube. All I’m seeing is .... but she knew exactly where she was at.

I kid you not, the girl was singing every single word and didn’t miss. She turned and asked me and Tina “you guys don’t know this song”. Shawty hell na!

Me and Tina are sitting texting each other... “this is really different” .... “she’s... really different”

Eventually my mom called and said “it’s time to go”. Boooy the way how I just wanted to