I like to play this game where I make up blackmail Trump has on his fiercest defenders. It is the only way I can fathom defense of such stupidity.
Some examples:
(1/3)

(I have changed names to protect the innocent)

-Nevin Dunes hires women off of Craigslist to breastfeed him.
-Pike Mompeo locks kids in his basement.
-Gatt Maetz has a butt chugging addiction.
-Pike Mence enjoys getting his dick smashed in a bible.
(2/3)

-Billiam Marr doesn’t actually need glasses, but it is the only way he can see his micropenis.
-Bitch McBonnell is into beastality.
-Hean Shannity is a vegan.
(3/3)

Any other totally fictional examples you can think of?