Why Zenitsu and I are actually the same person
A thread
(AKA: The zenitsu kinnie thread)

1. We are both gigantic simps.
Evidence: this morning i said yes to joining a survey because the caller had a nice voice and i did not want to dissapoint. Ive pushed forward my dentist appointment for 3 months because my dentist was a pretty young, beautiful woman and whoa...

2. We both have overbites.
Evidence: I have an overbite, Zenitsu has an overbite, do i need to say any more?

3. We both only have 1 braincell.
Evidence: Everyone whos talked to me atleast once will understand this. Zenitsu shares his with the Kamaboko squad frequently.

4. We both talk a LOT and overshare due to anxiety taking over.
Evidence: I do this, again, if you've talked to me atleast once you will know. This thread is the cause of this, actually.. As for Zenitsu.... if youve watched/read the anime/manga, you will know.

5. We both do not actually talk about our most deep-rooted emotions, and instead choose to keep them tightly shut behind several mental walls.
Evidence: And i oop. As for Zenitsu, he canonically did not tell anyone about Gramps committing suicide and Kaigaku becoming a demon.-

- He's often shown screaming about his more current problems, but as soon as it's something thats not just a passing thing, hes silent. He does not talk about hating himself, he does not open up about gramps or Kaigaku, he keeps a tight lid, keeping his comedic exterior.

6. We are both extremely oblivious.
Evidence: I didn't realise my ex confessed to me 2 months before i asked her out, enough said. As for Zenitsu, he literally fights sleeping and does not realise it was actually him who killed the demon, hes oblivious as hell...

7. We are both desperate for affection, but get surprised when we actually get it.
Evidence: I literally shove my love for people down their throat, i whine for attention and affection, but when people give it to me im like ?!?!?? Zenitsu's literally the clingiest affectionate-

-dumbass ever, but as soon as someone gives him any type of kindness he literally combusts and dies internally and just, does NOT understand

8. We both lack self esteem
Evidence: I do not have it. He thinks hes weak and useless etc. coincidence? dont think so.

9. We are both kinda dumb.
Evidence: The stars are aligning. Have u seen me? Have u seen him? Yeah.

10. We both have good hearing.
Evidence: I dont have as good hearing as he does, obviously, but i hear pretty damn well if i say so myself, everytime im like "do you hear that", no one around me can, its frustrating... Zenitsu, well hes self explanatory. He can hear emotions.

11. We both like music.
Evidence: I love music a loooot. Zenitsu excellent at the shamisen AND the koto, i have no doubt he likes music.

12. We're both hopeless romantics.
Evidence: Look at me. Look at me in the eyes and tell me im not. Yeah? A dare you. Zenitsu.... Just look at him. He dreams about marrying someone etc. Hes so hopeless.