starting leslie's polish eddie fic (dedicated to me!!!!! aaaa) and i cant explain why exactly but the way the dialogue is written literally feels like im reading it in a slavic language even though its in english??? magic

"Patty Blum. Large round glasses, dark hair, shrewd dark eyes. Mildly caustic smile framed in a perpetual halo of smoke." leslie said if i dont keep making patty the sexiest woman on earth i'll keel over and die so better not risk it!

HDJFKGKFK yeah.......