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My BIL is a dumbass, a thread:
This morning, he thought it would be a good idea to put a glazed doughnut into the toaster.
He couldn’t wait for my sister to use the bathroom before getting their kayaks out of the rafters of the shop, so he tried to do it himself. He has noodle arms. Dropped my sis’ kayak.
He doesn’t have a job, and doesn’t want to get a job because he’s “been screwed over so many times by past employers”. So he’s a stay-at-home husband. They don’t have kids or even pets to take care of.
He won’t let my sis water their lawn because “it will just make weeds grow” now they have some sort of thistle growing that is highly noxious. The only reason they still have grass is because their neighbors water and it runs into their lawn.
She got furloughed and went back to work before receiving her first unemployment check. Her company got the small business loan and they gave her the first two days of their first week back off, paid, with the stipulation she makes those days up later in the YEAR.
He pitched a fit saying it was unethical that she had to work two days “unpaid” and he feels like he’s being screwed out of his weekends and they don’t even need the money and and and and.
One time he was talking about stalking flies in the house and how they’re so annoying and he’d rather just burn the house down. My mom slipped out “as long as you’re in it.” #savage
