[thread] I have a ton of work to do but instead I'm gonna thread @LondonBreed's most SMH moments from this text dump

here is her commenting on city homelessness "ambassadors"' proposed outfits: "I don't like it. too busy" lmaooooo
here is @LondonBreed diligently tracking the diurnal circadian rhythms of an unhoused man, as she enjoys a sandwich that apparently took her at least 90 minutes to eat
"no one should be sleeping on the sidewalk in broad daylight" someone tell her... they don't have... other places to sleep
"I need photos please" lmaooo this is why the mayor of San Francisco is the most well-paid mayoral position in the country. this is how you earn the big bucks
and lastly, here is one from AFTER shelter in place was enacted
🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ https://twitter.com/chrisarvinsf/status/1265046254670602241
of course John’s Stupid AF Grill is involved (this is where all the big politicos have the most stultifyingly dull election night party in the entire city)

https://twitter.com/dizz_h/status/1265046400305225728?s=21 https://twitter.com/dizz_h/status/1265046400305225728
LMAOOOOOOOO THAT’S LITERALLY YOUR JOB
I feel like the time zones are off
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